Aries (Mar21-Apr19)
Purple: Blanche La Noir Blue: Martin A. Day
Well, time for a new horoscope! This time we deal with the Aries, the zodiac’s ram…
…a rambunctious ram, ramming his rampant little ram in…
Well, that was new… What was that punnish phrase for?
It was to tell you that Violet is going at it again.
*sigh*… I should have guessed. Oh well, let’s
ignore it… Anyway, the Aries people are instinctive, energetic, always
ready to act and take the initiative… sometimes too much.
Kind of trouble magnets, hmm?
Yep. Anyway, their impulse to take charge makes
them seem headstrong, sometimes self-centered, but actually they have
an inner need for romance, love and reassurance. Problem is, the Arians
are a little on the impulsive and aggressive side, and sometimes they
aren’t exactly models of faithfulness… They love and live like a storm,
with sudden and impulses, aggressive and meek at the same time. That
makes them quite charming.Just try to overlook their idea of “order”…
…like dating a whirlwind.
Guess so… and that takes us to our bit about how
to win over an Aries. Aries boys are impulsive, so don’t hurry: let
them act first! If you’re clever, sincere, exciting and kinda
different, don’t worry, they’ll stick with you. As for Aries girls,
well, you gotta be strong and firm, yet sporty… and remember that
despite their headstrong nature, they love being protected and cuddled.
Also, get them lots of gifts. Trust me.
Hmm. Do your books say anything about their eyesight?
Nope, why?
Then, could you tell our armored wool-head that he’s been banginga raccoon in disguise?
Done… he said “I already knew it, and you can tell that to that nosy beaver.”
I rest my case.
Guess you do. Well, That’s it for the Aries! See you next time! (I swear, sometimes Violet drives me nuts…)
Day of the week: Tuesday |
Birthstones: Diamond, Ruby, Red Jasper, Amethyst |
Colors: Red, Orange |
Flowers: Carnation, Poppy, Tulip, Broom |
Metals: Iron |
Essences: Sandal, Lavender |
Bon Bon Character : Simon Blue!
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